Web and Sex : The Spitzer Way

So we hear that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has gone and had sex with a prostitute, whom he contact through a web based Escort agecy. Nothing new, eh! If our president can have oral sex with an intern, and get away with it, then a governor is also entitled to some poaching too. Spitzer is now thinking about resigning. Why rush? Take inspiration from Clinton( Bill). The whole nation rocked when Matt Drudge leaked Monika Lewinsky case. There were reports that his marriage is in trouble. But look, what happened. He is still HAPPILY married to our would be President.
So Mr. Spitzer all you have to do is make an emotional speech on national TV and just sit and enjoy the outpour of sympathy.